The Beehive is scary

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 19th, 2008

Again Splash News doesn’t fail to amuse.  Amy Winehouse is showing off her style and I was thinking…That would be a cool place to hide shit.  I have cracked it - Shes a spy, or a very bad thief.  We have a photo of her during one of her failed attempts at getting some smack.

Mickey Mouse turns 80!

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 18th, 2008

As an official member of the Mickey Mouse Club - Happy Birthday.

Apples from Hell

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 17th, 2008

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  But what about lawyers?  A Japanese farmer has come up with a cool new way to add advertisements on the sides of apples.  Just add a sticker a month before harvest.  And whammo instant fruity tan.  Just imagine what I could do with a banana.  Hello New York Nicks!

Celebrities: They are just like you and me.

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 14th, 2008

Ali Larter from Heroes was seen leaving Saks in Beverly Hills yesterday.   Looks like she was in a hurry.

Alessandra Ambrosio MILFHUNTER

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 13th, 2008

Just a few weeks after her giving birth to a bouncing baby girl, Alessandra Ambrosio is back in action.  And it seems like shes a MILF who needs no training.

Taggers with Skillz

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 13th, 2008

One artist has gone thru LA and given those ugly utility boxes the Martha Stewart makeover.  Maybe he can paint a few cops holding a billy club and looking for a few immigrants to “Dole out some American Justice.”  But I think it’s a waste of time and we could donate those grey boxes to let taggers have at em’.  Make those the targets of their insane fume smelling brains. And maybe, maybe that will make them stop tagging my cat!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 12th, 2008

 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON promotes her new flick The Spirit. Scarlett plays Silken Floss, a “sexy and intelligent secretary with a vindictive instinct”.

After checking every detail in the cover of Wizard Mag. I noticed at the far left and read Spider-Man 4 + 5 - really??  I would love to say I want to see it - but after reviewing the franchise and your last flop - I will wait for Netflix.

My next vacation spot

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 11th, 2008

All it’s missing is some beer and some music!

Kill Uma

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 10th, 2008

This just goes to show you some jobs are cooler than others.  Four hours painting RHIAN  in an attempt to recreate Uma’s cult character Killin’ Billy Boy is better than 8 hours of anything else.

Rhian said: “The idea behind the shoot is that you can see a whole new level of detail in Blu-ray. And it was so much fun to do – I think the team did an amazing job!”

I can see the difference. Good job around the - Um…you know. Where are my finger-paints!?

X Rated

Posted by MegaHirtz on November 7th, 2008

EVEN when it’s cancerous, AYLAR LIE is smoking hot as a former Iranian porn queen.

The foxy brunette has the lead in BASSHUNTER’s track I Miss You.